Al Capone is still alive. Yes, it is true. Want proof? Well I'm sure he's keeping away from the cameras, but it seems he's pulling the strings of extortion through a front company known as [name withheld for the moment... fucking libel laws anyways]. Tenants whose homes are on lands owned by the bastages are being bled dry by a landscaping paragraph. Not that the stipulations there are observed even by the bastages... Much of my yard was ripped up and redone according to this paragraph:
"6b. Landscape Improvements - ...snip... Landlord may require Resident to repair, replace, or plant additional landscaping to meet approved requirements. Resident shall be responsible for repair or replacement of trees, shrubs, lawn, fixtures, and other improvements on the Premises damaged or destroyed due to the negligence or the intentional acts or inaction of Resident, its guests or invitees. Or, upon five (5) days prior notice to Resident(s) that he/she failed to adequately maintain the Premises, Landlord may, but shall not be required to enter upon the Premises and conduct the repairs and/or maintenance, and may charge a reasonable fee for services and/or materials incurred by it to maintain the land and Premises upon which the Manufactured Home is situated, and bill the Resident the costs thereof as additional rent. ..."
It's not so much the price for the work performed that was disturbing (but make no mistake, $2k is not reasonable for what was done). The extent of work done is what chafes my ass right now. The fuckers ripped up healthy lawn to expand the amount of "refurbishment" required, no doubt to bring a smile to their accountants feces. Oops, I meant faces (really though, could you tell the difference in the first place?).
That they failed to provide that five days notice that they self-imposed didn't slow down the greedy bastages one iota, of course. Legal consultation is in process.
Ted Nugent, Cat Scratch Fever
Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?
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